ARLINGTON - Over the past 10 days, the Rangers have consulted with a number of industry experts to discuss options concerning the rail heights at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Even though all current rail heights in Rangers Ballpark in Arlington currently exceed code, the Rangers intend to raise the height of all rails in front of seating areas to the highest standard in the United States at this time.
So let me get this straight. Every rail in the Ballpark currently exceeds code, but now when I sit in the front row I get to stare at a red rail for three hours? As if watching an Authur Rhodes 7th inning isn't bad enough, now parking will be $5 more because for some reason only Ranger fans don't understand that when you lean forward over a waist-high rail, there exists a potential to fall indeed fall over. At some point I think we should start to use the front row of a Rangers game to weed out the weakest of our civilization in order to prevent the movie Idiocracy from becoming true. Make it through a game without inexplicably flipping over a wall? Congrats, you deserve to reproduce in our complex society. Think a $5 ball and a hot slab of concrete deserve to be the last thing you see on this Earth? Hey, dinosaurs made a good run too.
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