When Jay Ratliff Gets a DWI, Do You Think He Looks Like He Knows He Perhaps Didn't Learn a Lesson?

 

GRAPEVINE — Veteran Dallas Cowboys nose tackle Jay Ratliff was arrested for suspicion of driving while intoxicated early Tuesday morning.

 

Grapevine police spokesman Sam Shemwell said Ratliff's black Ford F-150 pickup truck went out of control after sideswiping an 18-wheeler in the 2800 block of Highway 114 shortly after midnight.

 

Ratliff was not injured after crashing into a guardrail.

 

Hey, it's not like there was some recent, tragic death of a close co-worker that could have served as an ominous precaution of the dangers of drunk driving or anything. It's really the NFL's fault for not ensuring adequate player safety and accounta- Oh screw it. Whatever gives Jerry a good reason to ship this injury-prone expense is outta here works for me. Jerry's gotta be at Al Biernat's tonight bustin' out the latest Papa John's rap to a confused Johnny Football and Mike Modano at the mere thought of it.