Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Wait, Dallas is Getting One of Those Toby Keith Restaurants? Where the Hell is It Going?


I just can't imagine where this white trash heaven could possibly call home in this city. Surely they aren't planning on shoving it in Victory Park or on McKinney in the old Hard Rock space. The good people of Dallas would never stand for a place whose dip-stained, Disney T-shirt-wearing patrons gorge on fried bologna sandwiches. Isn't there some part of town that could effectively serve only misinformed tourists, industrial service employees, and chain-smoking compulsive gamblers heading to WinStar? Oh, what's that? Well then, I-35 and Northwest Highway will be just fine. Moving right along...

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