If You're Gonna Go on an Overnight Meth-Ridden, Cross-Dressing Goodwill Rampage, Please Clean Up Your Blood First

SHERMAN - A bizarre break-in at a Goodwill Store in Sherman is perplexing the charity and police alike. A naked man smashed through the glass at the store early Monday morning and put on a red dress and heels. When Goodwill employees looked at their surveillance tape, they couldn't believe what they saw: A man, bleeding, wearing a dress and carrying a purse.
Sherman police identified the intruder as 33-year-old Adam Mabery, who broke through the glass window of a nearby motel, then cut himself on the head and arm. They say Mabery walked down Texoma Parkway to the Goodwill store, broke in, then went on a rampage — splattering blood on everything.
Goodwill spent $8,000 for a hazardous materials crew to clean up the blood. Glass counters, carpeting and the front door must all be replaced. The total estimated damage: $30,000.
Mabery is a convicted sex offender from Houston who recently got out of prison and moved to Sherman. In addition to burglary and criminal mischief charges, he's also facing charges for failing to register as a sex offender in North Texas.

Whatever happened to some common courtesy, really? Everyone knows charity stores are great for raging in that new cocktail dress, but you can't just throw your DNA around the Sherman Goodwill like it's generous donations and good intentions. DNA should only be left on buxom mannequins and in ladies' restroom stalls, just like the cops will tell you. Anywhere else and you may as well leave your home address and the time you'll be waiting at home to be arrested. The real pro's on Cedar Springs are probably laughing it up and tearing your amateur ass to shreds by now, Adam, at least figuratively.