Your Dallas Mavericks Championship, One Year Ago Today...

Still feels like just last week...



 

 

What Do You Do When You're Cubes and It's Your Wife's Birthday?

from Delonte West's Twitter feed

How about Bon Jovi, with a little warm-up from Jack Ingram? Not exactly some cheesy local cover band either. Just a little get-together with a few friends on his Deloache mansion grounds. No biggie. Delonte seems a little outta place, but I guess he got the last laugh this weekend.

The Day Has Finally Arrived! Where Does Phil Steele's CFB Preview Arrival Day Rank In Your 2012?

1. Greenville Avenue St. Patrick's Day Parade
2. Birth of first-born
3. The arrival of the College Football Bible
4. Cabo San Lucas WWCD Boondoggle
5. Rangers Opening Day
6. Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Release
7. The night Taco Bell accidentally included an extra crispy taco
8. Wedding anniversary

If the Rangers were playing less like the Royals I'd be in the mood to move Opening Day up a little, and until the kiddo stops givin' me the stink-eye she's not dropping below the two-hole. Pretty confident about everything else though. Just no way you can get over-excited when you tear open the high-priority packaging and see that sweet regional cover gracing the most comprehensive collection of information a college football gambler and fan could ever need. It marks the glorious day when you can almost hear the fight songs, smell the grilled meats and cheap keg beer, and feel the bourbon flask in your back pocket. You can even see some highlights of the Thursday night openers. Yes, there's Marcus Lattimore steamrolling hapless Vandy defenders for a 3rd TD. Ha, there's those bumbling Aggies struggling for a 4th quarter comeback vs La Tech. Yep, it's almost here...

The "Adult Swim" Pool Party at the Downtown Dallas Crowne Plaza Featured Porn Stars, Tattoos

All pics from the Observer

DALLAS - Crowne Plaza held a special "Adult Swim" version of their "Naked Sunday" Pool Party on Sunday, June 3. Adult Film stars Rachel Starr and Taylor Vixen were on hand for the party.

So there's like 40 pictures to go through, and for the record, I have no idea who's a porn star and who's just some sunburned whore passing around cigarettes, over-priced shots, and hepatitis. I do know that the last pic is Rachel Starr (link NSFW). I just have two questions. First, what's Rachel thinking when you get your brand new tribal arm tat, buy her a Vodka Red Bull, and expect her to rawdog you in an empty cabana in return? It's gotta be like with any other chef, beautician, or geneticist who's trying to have a good time. Sometimes after a grueling 40-hour work week of salad tossing, facials, and DNA collecting, you just wanna get away from work, right? Second, if you do get to slip inside that clown car of cock, it's not like you're the beefy plumber in the movie. You're not bringin' in a thing she hasn't seen, and the second she brings her A-game, you're shakin' like a cold, wet dog while bustin' faster than a Mormon on his honeymoon. Just get me some homely, inexperienced broad who's grateful that I made it more than five missionary minutes in the dark to tell me what a stallion I am, and I'm all set.

So Here's the Dallas Socialite Arrested for Stockpiling a Fort Knox-Sized Cache of Kiddie Porn

UNIVERSITY PARK – Tucked in the middle of one of the wealthiest areas in Texas, agents say a wealthy socialite had developed a secret habit: swapping and collecting child pornography.

Erika Perdue, 41, of University Park faces several child pornography charges after agents raided her $1.4 million mansion in April and found a cache of graphic videos and photos on her computer.

Agents say the images were extremely graphic and showed children- some of them toddlers- having intercourse with adults. She “collected so much child pornography,” court documents allege she had trouble keeping track of it.

Using the username, “Classyb****,” Perdue unknowingly shared the images with agents who later tracked down her computer.

While her husband was at work as a successful attorney, Perdue told investigators she was on the computer swapping and collecting child porn. Her Facebook page depicts a sultry housewife who liked to pose provocatively for pictures. In the couple’s driveway, sits a 2010 Chevrolet Camaro with vanity license plates reading, MY SYN.

Well well, while the husband's away, the wives shall play, huh? A lotta head-scratchers here, but someone sure is being pretty cavalier about what a socialite is. I'm pretty sure a true socialite is supposed to be no lower than a hard 7 and cavort around town dining, shopping, and banging, not holed up on a fat ass peddling internet sins. Not a good look for Dallas here at all. I know the real crime here is against the kids and everything, but the first support group may need to be for the poor saps who innocently checked this "sultry" Facebook page only to be exposed to neglected, pasty cellulite creeping from under a guilty smirk and Jew schnoz.

Jason Terry Has a Barbor Shop in His Atlanta House, Other Fun Things

All photo's from Sotheby's

Guess the headlines are true... everyone really does wanna live here. Even the JET would rather dump this party palace to live in the DFdub over the ATL. $1.8mil does seems like a pretty sweet deal to get to land on the runway and ask for that barbershop fade whenever the hell you want.

TCU Baseball Team Says Secret to Winning is In the Gatorade. Yea, Sure It Is.

Purple Gatorade, red Gatorade, orange Gatorade, who gives a shit? You know you've spun a good yarn when you can swindle the great George Riba though. Every proud Horned Frog knows the secret to TCU's success is plowing hot chicks. Is and always has been. Nothing takes your mind off the big game more than a fit, tanned, confidently-buzzed debutante who can ride your lil' Louisville Slugger by night and whose daddy can land you a nice oil and gas job by day. I know, I know... "So how come the basketball team sucks? TCU girls don't bone brotha's. Sorry, try a mid-tier state school.

D/FW Named Most Popular Metro Area to Move To; Sun Reported to Rise in the East Tomorrow

The Business Journals - The Dallas-Fort Worth metropolitan area adds another person every four minutes and 10 seconds, making it the fastest-growing metropolitan area in America.
Dallas-Fort Worth gained 126,037 residents between July 1, 2010, and the same date last year, according to newly released population estimates from the U.S. Census Bureau U.S. Census BureauLatest from The Business JournalsBlacks trailing whites financially in Colorado, rest of U.S.Follow this company .
On Numbers used those estimates to generate daily growth rates for the nation's 366 metros. Dallas-Fort Worth leads the nation with an increase of 345.3 persons per day, or one person every four minutes and 10 seconds.
Houston ranks second with a daily population gain of 301.6 persons. Rounding out the top five are Los Angeles (up 275.2 persons per day), New York City (up 263.7) and Washington (up 259.7).
Dallas and Houston have been economic powerhouses in recent years. Both cities led the nation in 2011 in private-sector job growth. Dallas, in particular, has seen a rebound in jobs in the financial services industry.
Fifteen metropolitan areas added at least 100 persons per day between mid-2010 and mid-2011. Nearly 82 percent of all metros -- 299 of 366 -- registered population increases of any size.
The Cleveland area was the biggest loser, suffering a daily decline of 19.9 persons. Next were two Michigan markets: Detroit (down 13.4 persons per day) and Flint (down 8.3 persons).

Did Dallas do it again or did Dallas do it again? Sure, we may not win you over with flashy pieces of flare like mountains, coastlines, or crippling income taxes and labor laws, but at the end of the day it's Dallas' trophy case that keeps having to add more wings than Oprah's house. Who needs stuffy NYC or smoggy OC when you've got jobs, hots, affordable living, and championship teams all right here? Oh, and hey Houston, nice daily population gain. 301? You kidding me? Wake me up when that dpg gets in the 340 range, then we'll talk.