Tuesday, February 14, 2012

V-Day Alert for All Poor, Lonely, Single Males: Today Is Also Kate Upton Day, So Plan Accordingly




Good news for all you chumps whose love recipient this Valentines Day will be only a paper towel and who won't be in the market for extravagant, instantly-regrettable gifts. Just make one quick stop on your way home from work and pick up the new SI Swimsuit issue, break out the big bottle of lube, yea, the one with the pump on it, and just work it over like it's your second job. Trust me, at the end of the night, without having to deal with some whiny, needy broad, you'll be the big winner.

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