FORT WORTH - A Texas judge has sentenced Kenneth Clyde Jackson to 18 years in prison for, among other things, walking around naked at the plastics warehouse where he worked, and possessing child pornography.
Police first encountered Jackson on July 3, 2010. He was reportedly walking around unclothed at his place of employment. Police questioned him and he said he was naked because he was hot.
Police then found marijuana in his car's glove compartment and child pornography on his work computer.
Jackson posted bail and walked free, but three weeks later he was reportedly arrested again after police say they saw him standing naked in his garage, watching children ride bicycles.
Obviously if you get caught pants down in your garage checking out the locals graduate from their training wheels and it's not the seediest thing you've done recently, you've got issues. Like when just three weeks earlier you get busted for that kiddie porn screen-saver that popped on during your nude coffee breaks. Ol' Kenny Clyde already looks like a textbook pedophile anyway, so no surprise there. The biggest insult may be the audacity of strolling around the workplace in your natural fur coat and crotch stump like you're young, virile, kickin' ass and ready to be pounced on by a busty fertile intern. WWCD enjoys Naked Thursdays just as much as the next hip, young Uptown office, but we're all under 35 and among Dallas' most beautiful, so it's all good. It's just known that when you're over 55, prancing around an innocent plastics warehouse cause it's a little toasty is just one of those things you can't do anymore, like sit Indian-style, play basketball without being sore, or go to Avicii concerts.
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