V-Day Alert for All Dallas-Area Males: The Original Pink Mary Kay Home is On the Market and Ripe for Gift-Giving

DALLAS - Let me first say that I'm writing this assuming that most readers share my mid-six-fig, media mogul salary and are routinely on the lookout for secondary homes for wives/girlfriends/mistresses. Now, are you looking to shut the Mrs. up about those extra-marital affairs that she keeps nagging you about? Trying to think of that one gift to win over that certain hot you've had your eye on but who keeps saying, "get the hell away from me," without resorting to the Chloroform towel? Look no further this Valentines Day than this Mary Kay Ash-designed Preston Hollow home for a $3.3 mil bargain. Forget that House condo boondoggle for your personal getaway. Just pick up this cozy little 11,800 sq. ft. nest, and you may not have to deal with your Valentine for the rest of the year. Turn that primary residence into the bachelor pad you've always wanted, and it's truly a V-day where everyone wins.