COLLEYVILLE - A Tarrant County grand jury indicted a Colleyville mother on a charge of leading middle schoolers in a prank that left a neighbor’s home covered in toilet paper, mustard and $6,000 worth of damage. Tara Mauney faces up to 2 years in state jail and a $10,000 fine for her alleged role in the prank, though her attorney said in September that his client was only hosting a sleepover for a group of girls.
According to police documents, vandals struck a home on Alexandra Drive, where another group of middle schoolers were having a sleepover. That home was covered in toilet paper , and sanitary napkins stained with ketchup were stuck to windows and along the driveway. The vandals also left two raw chicken halves in the home’s mailbox, according to police.
Mauney was arrested several days later. Witnesses told police that Mauney was seen at a Euless Walmart the night before the vandalism buying more than 100 rolls of toilet paper with a group of eight children. Surveillance video confirmed it, and showed the woman posing with the young people in a group photo.
Suburban moms doin' it big. No day job, no career validation, husband constantly working late, kids never think you're cool, vibrator on the fritz... Tara saw on opening to fill that emotional void and went all in like only angst-ridden tweens know how. It clearly takes a crafty veteran to know when to push it to 100 rolls or the condiment variety pack, but the raw chicken in the mailbox is next-level stuff. It's what separates the women from the girls. After a couple days the mailman's just gonna have to throw away the collection notices and Kohl's coupons, cause that stench isn't leaving. You've gotta think a fiesty broad like this can go the full twelve rounds in the sack and still crave more though. I mean 50 Shades-type shit. Unfulfilled sexual needs for days.
By the Way - Obviously there's no debate that if I'm ever caught buying toilet paper in bulk at a Euless Wal-Mart, just put me in a straight jacket and lock me up. My life's pretty much over anyway.
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