Thursday, August 4, 2011
Shirtless Troy Aikman Destroying Highland Park Marriages Like 90's NFC East Defenses
So apparently TMZ has their minions running around Dallas in the 110 degree heat looking for something to take a picture of, and the Great #8 happily obliged. This guy just keeps quietly sneaking into the scene when you least expect him, as proven here first with the Summer of Troy, just to let you know he's still on his game. I mean Aikman's crushing the post-divorce life in the mecca of needy, sexually-unfulfilled trophy wives like it's an Aaron's commercial with the Hulk. Straight domination. A glistening, half-naked three-time Super Bowl quarterback looking like he's in his prime frolicking right down MILF Boulevard? This town is gonna have more All-State quarterbacks in about 18 years it's not even funny. I wouldn't trust Mrs. Benefactor with him for 30 seconds. Hell I wouldn't even trust myself. This is how you own this town, Romo.
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