Is 2011 Going to be the Summer of Troy?

The Park Cities People paparazzi are crushing the Dallas celebrity scene like they're TMZ, catching America's favorite quarterback and broadcaster gettin' his kids the hell outta town for the summer. The question is, considering that he is now childless, is single, is trying to unload his Highland Park mansion, was spotted up close at Finals Game 3, and is obviously ruggedly handsome, when he is going to move into a McKinney Avenue efficiency and drag home girls too young to know he played football? Surely he can probably get the fellow athlete/local celeb hookup at Hully & Mo's, trade drinks for autographs at Christies, and upstage Big Al at the MAT, but if you're him why not put on the rings and tight, collarless shirt and hit up that bottle service like you hear about? This town clearly needs more hard-partying athletes, and current Cowboys can't do it alone. We all know that when it's time to get down, Rangers are changing diapers in the mid-cities, Mavs are trying to get engaged to ex-cons or Miss Universe winners, and Stars meddle in obscurity. This city needs you Troy, now go close down Lotus after Game 4!