Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Today's Lesson: If You Want to Smoke Laced Pot and Walk on Water, Make it a Guys' Night


DALLAS - A Dallas man missing since Saturday was found dead Monday in Rochester Park. Marvin Ray Proctor Jr., 25, went to the South Dallas park Saturday night with a girlfriend, according to police and family. His girlfriend told police that after the two smoked marijuana dipped in PCP, her “mind went to another place” and she fell asleep. When she woke up several hours later, Proctor was gone.
The girlfriend searched the park the next day, and after locating Proctor’s hat at the edge of a pond, she contacted Dallas Police, but authorities found nothing after searching with helicopters and boats. A police spokesperson said the girlfriend called Monday afternoon to say she had found Proctor’s body in the pond.
As police pulled her brother out of the water Monday, Dominique Proctor wept in the arms of her friends. She said her “baby brother” — who had children and was separated from his wife — had a drug problem, and that his new girlfriend had recalled him saying, “Do you think I can walk on water?” Saturday night.

Can you believe this selfish bitch girlfriend? Memorial Day Weekend was going great for the two young lovebirds, probably just coming back from the Byron Nelson, enjoying a little dust on their grass. Then, leave it to the chick to back out when the guy just tries to do something special as a couple, like she's always whining about, and leave the poor guy on his own when he tries to get blazed and frolic in the pond. Even worse, she takes off and doesn't even come back until the next day to look for him, no doubt smoking the rest of the super weed herself. This guy's only mistake was putting ho's before bro's when trying to party like Charlie Sheen. Memorial Day Weekend isn't one for amateurs, Marvin.

By the way - For all of you kids out there, adding dust on your weed is adding PCP, also called "super weed". The Benefactor is all street. Don't forget it.

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