Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Mavs TV Host/Token Blonde/Supposed Country Singer in New, Unwatchable Reality Show




There are few things this country needs more than affordable sources of energy, a cure for cancer, or a rational solution for saving Medicare and Social Security. One of those is clearly another TV show about young women referring to themselves as hard-working and/or divas while convincing their minimally-educated, sweatpants-wearing, frozen dinner-eating female viewer that the scripted, pre-planned activities represent everyday life. For anyone wanting to see four heavily made-up, unattractive girls talk about horses, drinking, why college wasn't for them, and hilarious hi jinks, click here. You could probably just get the same feeling by slowly carving into your wrist with a dull razor blade for a minute and a half, or watching replays of the 2006 NBA Finals. If you are excited about the July 14th premiere though, then watch out, cause these feisty cowgirls know that everything's bigger in Texas, especially the fun! Or some other painfully terrible tease you can probably hear on CMT until then.

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