Marc Stein for ESPNDallas.com - Texas Rangers second baseman Ian Kinsler has told the Israeli website Walla (walla.co.il) that he would consider playing for the Israeli national team when it attempts to qualify for the 2013 World Baseball Classic. According to WBC eligibility rules, several major leaguers are allowed to represent Israel, including Boston’s Kevin Youkilis, Milwaukee’s Ryan Braun and Rangers pitcher Scott Feldman along with Kinsler.
Interviewed recently in Houston, Kinsler told Walla that he would “love to play for the Israeli national team” if a Team USA invite never materializes for the two-time All-Star.
Those shifty Hebrews think they're pretty damn good, huh? I know they've taken over our financial sector, always know what 15% is on a restaurant bill, and killed our Savior, so they've obviously got some hardware in the trophy case. However, while competing on baseball's world stage may be tough, I just don't see Hitler or even Arafat leading Venezuela or Japan. The Benefactor's got an uneasy feeling that Scott Feldman will all-of-the-sudden be healthy and effective in time, Kinsler will remember how to get into position to field a double play, and the rest of those sneaky dreidel-spinners will get it together to crush those over-confident Gentiles like they would a tax return.
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