MEN'S HEALTH - ...We looked at condom sales (Nielsen); birth rates (state health departments); sex toy sales (Pure Romance and babeland.com); and, for when either the condom or common sense fails, rates of chlamydia, gonorrhea, and syphilis (state health departments).
America's Most Sex-Happy Cities:
Overall Ranking: 2nd
Condom Sales: 5th
Birth Rates: 6th
STD Rates: 25th
I just can't get over these selfish Austinites. First their Longhorn Network rips apart an entire conference, then when they don't think they've stolen enough headlines they start some fires and are all-of-the-sudden more newsworthy than finding Gaddafi. Now those smelly hippies have somehow slithered their way into enough panties to grab a national magazine's attention? Look here Men's Health, Austin may be having sex, but that sure as hell doesn't mean they are "sex-happy" and enjoying it. No chick really enjoys letting a Birkenstock and poncho-wearing stoner stick his diseased junk inside her, but when you just need some sweet bud and you're short on cash, what are you gonna do? These are tough economic times, especially for poor, state-schooled college kids. You at least have to give 'em props for making those Bob Marley wanna-be's suit up first, if ya know what I mean. Either way, it's still inexcusable for the City of Champions to concede any contest that should be in the bag. You can't just take mediocre holidays off if you want that trophy. If you ain't busy tryin', you're busy dyin', Dallas, so let's step up the game like you brag about and give some hot Henderson Avenue sluts a nice tour of Poundtown, ASAP.
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