If Kate the Great Can't Get You Ready to Celebrate Christ's Resurrection, Then Nothing Will

The Mrs. still stubbornly contends that Upton isn't anything special. That she's nothing but a big set with party pounds. Well, that's fine with me. That's why she's great. She's not an anorexic Victoria Secret model. She's the face of the Carl's Jr Southwest Paddy Melt for crying out loud. What separates greatness from some some random hot at Prime Bar is that Kate just straight-up knows how to work that camera. You couldn't get the first one hundred equally-hot girls off McKinney Ave. to strut that look with those moves. Straight fire every time. Hallelujah indeed.