Spunky Male Cheerleader May Just Be What the Cowboys Need

Season after season of unfulfilled potential and shattered dreams. Think the blame ends on the field? We all know those cheerleaders have been gettin' by on mere tits and reputation for a while now. How the hell are fans supposed to know when to cheer for the touchdown play if we don't have every member of the organization bringin' this kind of energy? This enthusiasm and dedication is just what we need. Plus, you know damn well he was crushing those moves out there. Those judges wouldn't know talent if it motorboated them for a crisp $20.

Do it for the fans, do it for Coach Joe.