Wednesday, December 28, 2011

How to Kill Any and All Street Cred at One Mediocre Bowl Game



Not the best look, Texas. Just offset any positive marketing during this Holiday snoozer. First your offense is as putrid as the Mavs interior D, now you come out with this soft game while your neighbors to the north at TCU keep stuffing hot screenshot ass right in America's face for another year? It's pretty rough when even the dirty hippies at Berkeley are pointing out how homely and overly-diverse your representation is. Plus you've gotten a brotha shot when he goes back home to east Texas. Everybody knows the front row is the money row, and the 'Horns aren't ever going to get back on top with plays like these. This falls right at the feet of Mack Brown.

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