Wednesday, December 7, 2011

At Least One Fort Worth Man Thinks Kiddie Porn is Worth Scaling Apartment Balconies For, Even If It Might End Horribly Wrong

 
FORT WORTH - Police responding Tuesday night to a report of a man scaling up an apartment balcony didn’t find a burglar but rather an apartment guest they believe had been viewing child pornography inside, officials say.
Sgt. Jim Thomson, supervisor of the crimes against children unit, said a man in another apartment building had called police about 10:45 p.m., reporting a possible burglary in progress, after seeing a man climbing up a balcony to a second-floor apartment in the 5400 block of Boca Canyon Drive.  
Thomson said officers eventually made contact with the apartment's resident, who came and let police inside to investigate. “Officers observed what they believed to possibly be child pornographic images on a computer screen inside the apartment,” Thomson said.
Trudell Mishiel Williams, a 25-year-old guest of the apartment resident, was arrested after he was found hiding inside a small cupboard under the sink in the apartment bathroom, Thomson said.

First off, what the hell is it lately with everyone diggin' little kids like they're the Victoria's Secret Angels in a naked pillow fight? I may be in the minority these days, but I happen to think kids are good for little else but being painfully annoying, smelling like shit, and slowly draining their parents' patience, bank account, and general happiness. Instead we've got ol' Sandusky setting up an entire foundation to use as his version of a minor league farm system, half of Hollywood diddling those brats in exchange for acting gigs, and now this bro going so far as to play Spiderman in the freezing cold just to catch some pre-pube, low-bandwidth action. Don't think I wouldn't do the same if Lima, Doutzen and the gang were up in that heavenly apartment with hope of sneaking a closer peek at an inner thigh, but when you're squeezed into a bathroom cabinet hiding between a toilet brush, Drano, and tears you've gotta wonder at what point the evening veered south.

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