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| 31st pick - Travis Frederick Center - Wisconsin |
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| 47th pick - Gavin Escobar Tight End - San Diego St. |
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| 74th pick - Terrance Williams Wide Receiver - Baylor |
Marry - Travis Frederick
After whoring around with tarted-up, skill position tricks, sometimes you've gotta do what's best for the family. Sure you coulda gotten him much later, but we all know the 'boys can't go another year with their current snapping situation. He might not be the prettiest belle at the ball, but while others' looks will fade, Travis is still gonna log the hours behind the scenes and be that coach on the field.
F - Terrance Williams
Do we need another WR after apparently committing to a two TE set? Probably not. Every once in a while do you need to wear out some buzzed mini-skirt in a Sfuzzi bathroom stall? We're all human. Terrance is that tasty tempress you hazily spot winking in your direction near closing time. You know you shouldn't, but there's so much raw talent, and let's face it, there's just some things the wife won't do.
Kill - Gavin Escobar
I don't care what his last name is and the potential danger that killing him may put me in. I do know that this team has more holes than a Harry Hines hourly motel gangbang. We've got Witten signed through 2017, and Hanna, drafted just last year, signed through 2015 already at the limited position. Both my bookie and marriage counselor agree that I watch too much college football, yet I'd barely heard of this clown. I guess Monte Kiffin drank his milk and fell asleep instead of speaking up for a defensive line that's been busy racking up DUI's and manslaughter charges like the popcorn chicken at a Beamers happy hour.
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