DALLAS - “How much money would it take to get the best running back of all time to watch a football game with me?” Now we have an answer: $22,000. It’s part of the “Miller Lite Homegating Experience,” and they say 100 percent of the final sale price goes toward the Gridiron Greats Assistance Fund. And what do you get for your 22 large? Apparently you can have a “reasonable” number of people over to meet the player (they define reasonable as 15-30) and he’ll sign autographs “within reason.” You have to provide the TV, and you’ll have to make room for 2 or 3 representatives from Miller.
Since I'm too lazy to read the articles I post about, I will assume that Miller Light paid this chump a mere $22k to fight through botched cliches and untimely salsa dancing while your team is trying to make a playoff push. Personally, I wouldn't talk if it's under $40k. He probably wouldn't look up from his cue cards about great taste and less filling to answer how many white chicks he stuffed during the Super Bowl run or the last time he and Irvin did a line off of a stripper's tits. Worst part is that you've gotta deal with the Miller marketing tools eating all of your queso, shitting in your bathroom, and creeping on the chicks. Yea, they might need to pay me $50k minimum.
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