The "Adult Swim" Pool Party at the Downtown Dallas Crowne Plaza Featured Porn Stars, Tattoos

All pics from the Observer

DALLAS - Crowne Plaza held a special "Adult Swim" version of their "Naked Sunday" Pool Party on Sunday, June 3. Adult Film stars Rachel Starr and Taylor Vixen were on hand for the party.

So there's like 40 pictures to go through, and for the record, I have no idea who's a porn star and who's just some sunburned whore passing around cigarettes, over-priced shots, and hepatitis. I do know that the last pic is Rachel Starr (link NSFW). I just have two questions. First, what's Rachel thinking when you get your brand new tribal arm tat, buy her a Vodka Red Bull, and expect her to rawdog you in an empty cabana in return? It's gotta be like with any other chef, beautician, or geneticist who's trying to have a good time. Sometimes after a grueling 40-hour work week of salad tossing, facials, and DNA collecting, you just wanna get away from work, right? Second, if you do get to slip inside that clown car of cock, it's not like you're the beefy plumber in the movie. You're not bringin' in a thing she hasn't seen, and the second she brings her A-game, you're shakin' like a cold, wet dog while bustin' faster than a Mormon on his honeymoon. Just get me some homely, inexperienced broad who's grateful that I made it more than five missionary minutes in the dark to tell me what a stallion I am, and I'm all set.