FRISCO - Frisco is up against five other cities vying to be named America’s friendliest small town in a contest sponsored by Rand McNally and USA Today.
Two-person teams were dispatched to visit the finalist cities, and apparently Frisco welcomed its visitors on Saturday. As part of their aim to “show just what the city is made of,” Frisco leaders organized the greeting (performed at the Comfort Suites along the Dallas North Tollway) that you can see in the video above.
Just when you start to get sick of your town and it's occasional murders, meth den raids, socialite pedophilia syndicates, or luxury condo-tower foreclosures, it could be worse. Nothing screams desperation more than a viral video of underage white girls shuffling around in flip-flops and confusion at a roadside budget hotel chain to tell an apathetic nation how supposedly friendly they are. Even the Mormon high schoolers are laughing while their mixers look like a Barstool Foam party. Real winners play to their strengths and let their game speak for itself. Suburban farmland sprawl, third-tier sports teams, budget-friendly bar and restuarant chains that close at midnight, and Safety Town is your game, Frisco. Leave the song-and-dance routines to the mid-cities simpletons.
By the Way - Who forgot the tell the brotha in the back that this was a whites-only hoedown? Homie ain't got time fo 'dat.
By the Way #2 - Should you ever win a small town award with 125,000 people? Just feels a little tainted with such shady eligibility requirements.
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