TCU Baseball Team Says Secret to Winning is In the Gatorade. Yea, Sure It Is.

Purple Gatorade, red Gatorade, orange Gatorade, who gives a shit? You know you've spun a good yarn when you can swindle the great George Riba though. Every proud Horned Frog knows the secret to TCU's success is plowing hot chicks. Is and always has been. Nothing takes your mind off the big game more than a fit, tanned, confidently-buzzed debutante who can ride your lil' Louisville Slugger by night and whose daddy can land you a nice oil and gas job by day. I know, I know... "So how come the basketball team sucks? TCU girls don't bone brotha's. Sorry, try a mid-tier state school.