ARLINGTON - A cluster of smaller-than-average hands dispersed on cue as the orange-shirted members of Alpha Dwarves took the field under the lights at mammoth Cowboys Stadium.
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! Yep, nothing celebrates America quite like watching midgets compete for mini trophies and our drunken enjoyment. And you're damn right that after the game I'm getting them to serve as wait staff for the WWCD 4th of July extravaganza. Is it too late to book the Ritz penthouse? Seriously though, is a midget athletic trainer a straight gig or what? Do you have to get a special certification for it or something? Just no way I could keep a straight face through the whole stretch.
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