What's better than winning college football's most prestigious trophy and nailing that smokepiece? Try winning college football's most prestigious trophy and nailing numerous smokepieces. From the looks of her Twitter feed, which over the weekend had removed all photos of the Heisman winner and is instead featuring post-breakup Hallmark quotes, it doesn't look good for the First Couple of Aggieland. I just hope she doesn't think it was because of her wiping the floor with him at bowling. She should know the routine though. Every Heisman winner's allowed to upgrade girlfriends. It's on the trophy. Who'd you think that bronzed bro was giving the stiff arm to, a tackler? Please. That's why they couldn't give it to Klein. You can't go and get married beforehand like some chump. Only problem, Johnny, is that you better play this pretty carefully, cause when the NFL doesn't want you and all of the sudden you're Eric Crouch with a bigger nose and more troubling acne, that well of hot trim dries up faster than your coordinator skipping town. That's when you wind up desperate, drunk, and shirtless in a small town jail again, or Ryan Leaf.
UPDATE (1/16/13): Even though it doesn't really look like her, I guess true love may have prevailed, at least at a Clippers game.
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