Monday, February 20, 2012

Apparently There's Still Some Chicks Who Have a Problem With DFW TSA Agents Sneaking a Peak

 

DALLAS - Women passengers complain that TSA agents are targeting them for extra screening.
The Transportation Security Administration has a policy to randomly select people for extra screening, but some female passengers are complaining. They believe there is nothing “random” about the way they were picked.
A Dallas woman says TSA agents repeatedly asked her to step back into a body scanning machine at DFW International Airport. “I feel like I was totally exposed,” said Ellen Terrell, who is a wife and mother. “They wanted a nice good look.”
When Ellen Terrell and her husband, Charlie, flew out of DFW Airport several months ago, Terrell says she was surprised by a question a female TSA agent asked her. “She says to me, ‘Do you play tennis?’ And I said, ‘Why?’ She said, ‘You just have such a cute figure.’”

Can you believe the entitlement mentality on broads these days? Flying isn't a right, it's a privilege. If you wanna fly in their sky, those brave, courageous TSA agents have every right to scan you up, down, and every which way to see if you've smuggled in some box cutters or if those funbags are real. National security depends on it. Only problem for this Ellen chick was that she got all dolled-up and ready for the big show, and instead of a beefy 20-something agent with a latin accent and a passport for international seduction, she got the weekend softball bull dyke who just wishes she was back in the locker room slappin' towels. Trust me, you've gotta be ready for flattery from all angles. Take the compliment and just be appreciative, cause the fat chick behind you with the bomb up her twat may be skating right through the line, but she's literally about to blow herself up for that same little attention. Plus, I watched the video, and let's just say you aren't exactly "embed" worthy, Ellen. Get over yourself, and let a beaten-down lesbian have a little fun on a tough day.

Editor's note: Sadly, the Columbian Davalos twins were not stopped at DFW, yet, and really have nothing to do with this story. Enjoy.

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