TCU Cracks Playboy's Top 10 in Nation's Best Party Schools; SMU Responds by Capping Both Party Attendance and Fun

DALLAS - The Daily Campus reported this week that the SMU administration has put in place what's been dubbed The 400 Rule, capping parties, both on- and off-campus, at 400.

"At first when we got told at the (Greek mandatory organizational) meeting, it was almost bedlam," says Billy Embody, student spokesman for the SMU Interfraternity Council. "People were still sitting down but people were just laughing and totally in awe at the rule."
SMU already had a party-size rule that allowed three guests for every member of the sponsoring organization, according the The Daily Campus. Groups had to give the university a guest list in advance to confirm the rule was followed, though Embody said the parties often swelled beyond that size with no consequences.
In the end, Embody said, the school tweaked the rule to accommodate formals and certain special events, which has eased concerns. But not completely.

Just your classic case of two young kids with lots of potential going in wildly different directions. Biggest week of the year, and what's the Mustangs' game plan? Just everyone's favorites law school slut pleading for free birth control and the administration limiting student parties to 400 people. Meanwhile TCU is raging with the nation's most kick ass campus's on the heels of a undefeated start on the gridiron. Talk about waving the white flag before kickoff, huh Ponies? Oh, and do yourself a favor and ignore the #1 Nightlife accolade. That's Dallas' trophy, not yours. If it was up to you, your administration would move you outta this talent hotbed to Mormom, Utah so fast it would make your head spin. At this point I almost feel sorry for hanging half a hundred on 'em and bringing the Iron Skillet back where it belongs. Kinda all they had goin, except for the surprising influx of frumpy feminists lookin' to ride bareback.

Jerry Being Jerry: Taking Over the Online Gay Cowboy Dating Scene One Misleading Domain Name at a Time

DALLAS - [2007] led to the Cowboys losing out on the coveted Cowboys.com domain name in an auction, which came back to haunt them this week when Cowboys.com launched as a gay and straight cowboys dating website after spending the past five years in hibernation. Yee-haw!
Despite being declared the most valuable team in the world, Jones and his organization was bucked off the domain bronco in 2007 because of a price misunderstanding during an auction for the domain. DomainNameNews reports a Dallas Cowboys representative had the winning bid of “275″ in an auction for the domain in October 2007. But unknown to the winning bidder, that bid was in thousands and not singles.
The Cowboys balked at the high price tag and the domain was put up for auction again, which was won by a group led by Eric Rice for $370,000, DomainNameNews also reported.

Do I write too many gay-oriented posts? Probably. Is Jerry the second-most sneaky brilliant and innovative billionaire sports-owner in this town? Absolutely. Even with all the concerts and college games, that stadium isn't paying for itself, and Jerry of all people knows when and where to tap that lucrative glory hole, as it were. There may be one demographic that Jerry hasn't quite yet penetrated, so to speak, and that's the gay, and what a better town to attract the gay than Dallas. Sure he can't exactly bust out a rap like he's slingin' five-star combo's. Bottom line, if this Eric Rice bro isn't sneakin' around on the 'Boys dime, I'll eat my novelty foam finger. They're not just stocking up on those pink #9 jersey's for blonde side-pieces.

Just Another Night on Cedar Springs: Dancer at Gay Club Stabbed by Ex-Girlfriend

DALLAS - A woman working as a dancer at a gay club in Oak Lawn was stabbed multiple times by her ex-girlfriend early this morning, police say. Officers responded to the incident at Station 4 in the 3900 block of Cedar Springs Road shortly before 2 a.m., according to a police report.
During the fight a female attacker cut the victim, 23-year-old Melissa Yung, with an unknown object, leaving a major laceration on the left side of her neck and others on her chest and abdomen, the report says.
Police say the suspect, identified as the dancer’s ex-girlfriend, was wearing all black and fled in an unknown direction after the fight.

While strip club imbroglios around town have been nothing new lately, this one has too many twists and turns for my simple-minded hetero brain. I just feel like I'm always completely in the dark with the whole Cedar Springs scene, but I'm sure not ready to go and pull back the curtain myself. Can you just dance, strip, and grind at any gay bar you walk into, or are there some where you can just chill and watch WNBA? Are lesbian strip clubs even a real thing? If you wanna talk about equality, how come if a dude wants his face tit-slapped for a nominal fee, he has to go all the way to Stemmons and Walnut Hill, while these greedy rug-munchers can just stroll down from Lucky's for their motorboatin' fun? If it's that easy, I may have to see how butch these broads are, cause if I can find just one with a mutual appreciation for implants and generous crotch-riding, then me and these bull dykes may have some common ground after all. It's not like my odds of sneak-banging any other disinterested dancer were any better. Just unfortunate this had to happen during Dallas Gay Pride Parade weekend. Guess we can all agree that relationships should be kept man-woman, where there's never any trouble.

Guess My Invitation to DFW's Secret Living Room Concerts Got Lost in the Mail

DALLAS - The living room is packed with avid music fans, but the room is so quiet, you could hear a guitar pick drop. Attendees are there to see a handful of bands at a show they didn’t have to pay for, and they weren’t told who they would be seeing. This is a Sofar Sounds show, a grassroots company based out of London whose sole focus is to introduce artists from all walks of life to fans around the world.
Sofar, which stands for Songs from a Room, started in 2009, but now has regular events in Paris, Berlin, New York City, Los Angeles, and Dallas.
The Dallas shows fill up quickly, many with a waiting list. Participants know about the shows by signing up for a monthly email blast. Then, organizers extend invitations to fans whose music tastes align with the bands chosen.
Volunteers all around Dallas-Fort Worth offer up their homes for the events. Once the audience arrives and gets settled, the staff asks everyone to be quiet, sit still, and turn their phones off. These shows are meant to be solely about the music and the artists performing it.
Interested music fans can sign up at Sofarsounds.com, but you've got to wait for that golden ticket.

When I handcrafted my first hilarious WWCD post, and shortly thereafter, single-handedly built a media conglomerate from the ground up, the perks have been great... credentialed access to the best games, a tax haven to shelter gambling stacks, instant BJ's from adoring female readers, the whole deal. If it has VIP or secret in the name, I'm pretty much in no questions asked. Every once in a while though a logisitcal snafu can leave me in the dark. That being said, I don't want to go to an invite-only living room concert, I need to go to an invite-only living room concert. I don't even care if it's crappy music and smug hipsters. There's no question I'm gonna find something to sing along to, leave the crowd begging for me to take over the make-shift stage, and drag some mediocre piece outta there. These pipes don't lie. Just need Sofar to tell me how the important people get in. I don't just sign up and wait it out like some squid.

If Three Women March into the Titter and Beat Up Your Dancer Mid-Grind, Do You Get Your $20 Back?

DALLAS - Marqualia Bernard is a dancer at Exposure Sports Cabaret, a fairly new club conveniently located near a tangle of freeways and Love Field Airport. According to a police report, she was sitting in the club around 1 a.m. this morning when three women, whom she knew, entered the club "and immediately started walking towards her in an aggressive manner."
Bernard stood up. The women "overpowered her," the report says, and started hitting her.
Security broke up the fight and removed the women from the club. When the cops showed up, a security guard issued each lady a criminal trespass warning. The cops then wrote all the women citations (they were 22, 26, and 27, according to DPD's records). Then they let them go.

Common courtesy would certainly warrant any respectable dancer to at least clean up a bit and start Def Leppard over. Maybe call it even for spilling your $9 beer mid-scuffle and killin' a good chub. I mean if this was all part of your bachelor party stage show I'd say rip those broads' tops off, reap that mythical four-for-one deal, and get in on the whole spankin' and slappin' fun. Amateurs just may have a little something to prove up there anyway.