Sunday, September 2, 2012

If Three Women March into the Titter and Beat Up Your Dancer Mid-Grind, Do You Get Your $20 Back?



DALLAS - Marqualia Bernard is a dancer at Exposure Sports Cabaret, a fairly new club conveniently located near a tangle of freeways and Love Field Airport. According to a police report, she was sitting in the club around 1 a.m. this morning when three women, whom she knew, entered the club "and immediately started walking towards her in an aggressive manner."
Bernard stood up. The women "overpowered her," the report says, and started hitting her.
Security broke up the fight and removed the women from the club. When the cops showed up, a security guard issued each lady a criminal trespass warning. The cops then wrote all the women citations (they were 22, 26, and 27, according to DPD's records). Then they let them go.

Common courtesy would certainly warrant any respectable dancer to at least clean up a bit and start Def Leppard over. Maybe call it even for spilling your $9 beer mid-scuffle and killin' a good chub. I mean if this was all part of your bachelor party stage show I'd say rip those broads' tops off, reap that mythical four-for-one deal, and get in on the whole spankin' and slappin' fun. Amateurs just may have a little something to prove up there anyway.

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