Tuesday, September 25, 2012

TCU Cracks Playboy's Top 10 in Nation's Best Party Schools; SMU Responds by Capping Both Party Attendance and Fun

DALLAS - The Daily Campus reported this week that the SMU administration has put in place what's been dubbed The 400 Rule, capping parties, both on- and off-campus, at 400.
"At first when we got told at the (Greek mandatory organizational) meeting, it was almost bedlam," says Billy Embody, student spokesman for the SMU Interfraternity Council. "People were still sitting down but people were just laughing and totally in awe at the rule."
SMU already had a party-size rule that allowed three guests for every member of the sponsoring organization, according the The Daily Campus. Groups had to give the university a guest list in advance to confirm the rule was followed, though Embody said the parties often swelled beyond that size with no consequences.
In the end, Embody said, the school tweaked the rule to accommodate formals and certain special events, which has eased concerns. But not completely.

Just your classic case of two young kids with lots of potential going in wildly different directions. Biggest week of the year, and what's the Mustangs' game plan? Just everyone's favorites law school slut pleading for free birth control and the administration limiting student parties to 400 people. Meanwhile TCU is raging with the nation's most kick ass campus's on the heels of a undefeated start on the gridiron. Talk about waving the white flag before kickoff, huh Ponies? Oh, and do yourself a favor and ignore the #1 Nightlife accolade. That's Dallas' trophy, not yours. If it was up to you, your administration would move you outta this talent hotbed to Mormom, Utah so fast it would make your head spin. At this point I almost feel sorry for hanging half a hundred on 'em and bringing the Iron Skillet back where it belongs. Kinda all they had goin, except for the surprising influx of frumpy feminists lookin' to ride bareback.

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