Monday, September 17, 2012

Just Another Night on Cedar Springs: Dancer at Gay Club Stabbed by Ex-Girlfriend


DALLAS - A woman working as a dancer at a gay club in Oak Lawn was stabbed multiple times by her ex-girlfriend early this morning, police say. Officers responded to the incident at Station 4 in the 3900 block of Cedar Springs Road shortly before 2 a.m., according to a police report.
During the fight a female attacker cut the victim, 23-year-old Melissa Yung, with an unknown object, leaving a major laceration on the left side of her neck and others on her chest and abdomen, the report says.
Police say the suspect, identified as the dancer’s ex-girlfriend, was wearing all black and fled in an unknown direction after the fight.

While strip club imbroglios around town have been nothing new lately, this one has too many twists and turns for my simple-minded hetero brain. I just feel like I'm always completely in the dark with the whole Cedar Springs scene, but I'm sure not ready to go and pull back the curtain myself. Can you just dance, strip, and grind at any gay bar you walk into, or are there some where you can just chill and watch WNBA? Are lesbian strip clubs even a real thing? If you wanna talk about equality, how come if a dude wants his face tit-slapped for a nominal fee, he has to go all the way to Stemmons and Walnut Hill, while these greedy rug-munchers can just stroll down from Lucky's for their motorboatin' fun? If it's that easy, I may have to see how butch these broads are, cause if I can find just one with a mutual appreciation for implants and generous crotch-riding, then me and these bull dykes may have some common ground after all. It's not like my odds of sneak-banging any other disinterested dancer were any better. Just unfortunate this had to happen during Dallas Gay Pride Parade weekend. Guess we can all agree that relationships should be kept man-woman, where there's never any trouble.

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