Monday, August 27, 2012

Rhonda Aikman Arrested for Public Intoxication in Murphy, Continues to Veer in Depressingly Different Direction from Successful, Popular Husband



MURPHY - The ex-wife of former Dallas Cowboy Troy Aikman was booked into Collin County jail Monday on a public intoxication charge. Rhonda Jordan Aikman, 43, was released from jail the same day on a $269 bond. She was charged with the Class C misdemeanor by Murphy police, according to county jail records. Murphy police were not available late Monday to provide details about the arrest.

Rhonda Aikman, who divorced the quarterback last year, was also reportedly signed on to be a part of the Bravo TV reality show The Real Housewives of Dallas, which has not yet aired.

Never an easy day being a celeb's ex. Sure your consolation prize is a nice house and some robust monthy checks, but you're still saddled with kids who'd rather be hangin' out with their cooler parent. Nothing's tougher than losing that red carpet spotlight though. One day you're the doting wife of a treasured icon, smiling away at the intense heat of intrusive flashbulbs and jealous groupies, the next your getting busted tippin' back a few in a suburban high school parking lot at 9:30 in the morning. Meanwhile the ex, when he's not crushing Highland Park, could drive 80 mph down Mockingbird after a killing a bottle of Goose and get off the hook with an autograph, a Wing-Stop boneless cajun 6-piece, and a dreamy smile. Poor Rhonda can only whore herself out to the reality TV cesspool to at least be admired by a vocal minority of fashion-conscious queens.

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