Girl on left: 1) trade tattoo for friend's tits 2) apply for WWCD internship
GET IT OFF ME!!!
The face of a guy who knows that a nose-ring and fishnets mean he can put it anywhere
That's right, boys... she bites 'em off, and I add 'em to my charm necklace. Who's next?
1) Apply band-aid 2) re-calibrate three ticks to the left and two ticks up 3) pound
If I were 16 and about to get my stuff grinded on all night by busty, angst-ridden tweens, I'd be covering up my pitched tent too. That sock/shoe game isn't gonna get you anything else though, kid
Don't have daughters
Bro on left rockin' unintentionally-funny Hawaiian shirt by day and YouPorn by night
If you're so confused, then you come over here and watch golf and I'll stand behind her
Tis better to give than to receive, sweetheart...
Clearly too busy to knock out a few push-ups before the big set
It would be downright rude to not practice what you preach, or to not record it so aging smut-pushers can add to material
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