PEGASUS NEWS - So apparently enough skoal-dipping, jorts-wearing simpletons have sold out Starplex or Smirnoff or whatever for a concert with four people I know nothing about. Seems like they coulda saved everybody a lot of trouble and found an empty field in Ellis County for it though. Anyway, I thought it might be time to see what all the fuss is about, only to discover that the headliner sounds like Larry the Cable Guy started a music career while three of his first six songs on iTunes stereotypically include dirt roads, tattoos, and tractors in their f'ing titles. There used to be a day when respected redneck artists would at least try to hide their white trash language with safe, generic names like "On the Road Again" or "Workin' Man Blues." The opener, Dee Jay Silver, does at least sound like some fatherless East Texas runaway whose G-string I would stuff a $20 into, so there's that.
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