Arguably the biggest marital mixed blessing is the Mrs. handling the shopping. Yea you get to stay at home and watch the game, but then all week you're stuck like a sucker with Greek yogurt, flimsy tortillas, and your Grandma's bath soap. Nothing like blindly opening a fat ten-pack of Dial Golds pre-shower, only to come out on the other end feeling and smelling like you've been molested by an angry herd of cane-wielding seniors.
There's only three bar soaps any bro can seriously consider, and I don't include the douchey, tarted-up spray, gel, and scrub harlots of the bathroom aisle. Anything else and you're the no-confidence loser trying to ignore the office snickering behind your unclean back.
1. Dove Cool Moisture with cucumber and green tea scent
Changing the soap scene one lather at a time. One wash and your winning the rest of the day. When some hot piece slides up next to you and gets that faint whisper of that cool combo, it's go time.
2. Irish Spring Icy Blast
The Irish may have tried to push some gimmicky soaps over the years, but they got one right with the Icy Blast. Couples the instant burst to lead off with the power to clean-up every night of the week.
3. Dove Men+Care Extra Fresh
Another heavy hitter in the Dove line-up. Not gonna surprise anybody with the flash or character of the young guns, but it's gonna go out and give you a consistent, solid performance without complaint.
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