Forget Those DART Warnings, Get On Your Loose Sweatpants, Big Jacket, and Dark Shades, and Take a Ride on the Fun Train

Riders Shocked by Sex Act on DART Train: MyFoxDFW.com

DALLAS - A North Texas man has filed a complaint with Dallas Area Rapid Transit about what he says he and his granddaughter were exposed to on a train. Last month Rickey Peterson and his 5-year-old granddaughter took the train to the VA hospital. During the afternoon ride they saw a woman on her knees performing a sex act on a man in the seat across the isle.
Peterson said he was so angry he went back to his original seat, pulled out his cell phone and started recording video. He said he wanted to say something to the couple but restrained himself.
“I didn’t pay to get on a train and witness that type of porno,” he said.

I feel ya, Rickey. I don't ride the DART and expect to "witness that type of porno" either. I'm usually already looking at it on my phone anyway. Too bad the granddaughter was there and all, but if this is the new entertainment on our light rail, then call it Adults Only and sign me right up for that monthly pass and the customer satisfaction survey. What a better way to get from Garland to Lancaster than kicking your feet up and gettin' a nice hummer from LaFawnda amongst the common folk? No way I'm driving all the way to the AAC and paying to park like a chump when I can get a little early action before tip-off. Just hit that bench seat like it's the back of the high school youth group bus and go to work.