Racist Horse Doesn't Want Any Part of Dallas' Damn Civil Rights Celebrations

I can't stay mad at this horse. Just wavin' that rebel flag and stickin' it to the man til the South rises again. You think you can just throw this ol' boy in your urban, left-wing pride march and try to make him believe that he's being led out to stud or to Northpark to watch Warhorse? What did this "Doctor" King ever do for this nation's equine anyway? You can't blame him for a second. Hell, on a day as big as MLK's birthday, the community's gotta play it up to their strengths. Horses isn't one of them. Never has been. It's like the Kings of Comedy came to town and they planned a vegetarian swim party. Nothing good can come of it.

By the Way - Is this sista kidding me with the stretcher and hospital bit? Worst case, she twisted an ankle. These people died for your civil rights, remember? Let's try to walk it off, if just for today, instead of milking their legacy to turn a sprain into a personal injury lawsuit against the city and perpetuating the very cultural stereotypes you are all trying to fight. I mean, I didn't get my mail today.