Tuesday, April 3, 2012

God Just Trying to Keep Dallas' Ego at Bay, Teases Complete Destruction with Clown Car of Tornadoes



Nothing to see here people, move along. Just a radar map that's more spotty than the bedspread of your favorite hotel under a black light. If this isn't how you get pumped up for Opening Day then I don't know what is. Just trying to keep us humble and remind us that, although unlikely, anything's possible, like catastrophic weather or the Rangers not winning the pennant again. If Arlington can survive that black hovering cone of wind, rain, debris, and death, then bring on the White Sox!

UPDATE - Arlington mayor declares state of local disaster. Probably not a good look for Friday.

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