Monday, April 30, 2012

Is There Any Chance the New Pool Lounge, Revive, Isn't a Just Another Douche Trash Dump? (Hint: The answer is No)


Photos courtesy of the Morning News


Photos courtesy of the Observer

So the new rooftop pool above Glass Lounge officially opened up last weekend. Finally Dallasites with diets of Red Bull and cigarettes have somewhere to creep during the day. My question is, do normal dudes who just wanna check out a little bikini-clad talent in-between Ranger at-bats have a place here, or is it strictly the tribal-tatted, coked-up, racially-confused posers that typically dwell behind the velvet ropes and bottle service? Is there like an open house day or something so the college-degreed crowd can see if sunburns, hepatitis, and regret is worth kickin' ass poolside for? I'm not necessarily counting myself out here.

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