Thursday, August 18, 2011

11-Year-Old Forney Kid Mayor Gets Her Justin Bieber Street Sign Stolen, Somehow Town Is Shocked



FORNEY, TX - On Tuesday, Forney’s Main Street was renamed after the pop star under orders of the town’s 11-year-old “mayor for a day,” Caroline Gonzalez. A day later, either late Wednesday or early Thursday, someone stole the sign marking the street Justin Bieber Way. But fans hoping to take pictures with the sign were disappointed Thursday morning to find the sign missing.
Caroline’s father, Tony Gonzalez, said he had “never seen her so mad."
A Dallas sign company created a new sign that will be posted Thursday afternoon. Officials hope it stays put through Monday.
Meanwhile, some are hoping the teen idol will visit his namesake street.
After [Mayor Darren] Rozell declared that Bieber was “more than welcome to come to Forney,” Caroline’s parents set up a “Bring Justin Bieber to Forney” Facebook page in an effort to draw the pop star’s attention.

Am I the only one who thinks that if this chick was a true Bieber fan she would know better than to just prop up one-of-a-kind Bieber memorabilia on a silver platter, walk away, and expect it to last more than one night? Whether or not you or me like it, Bieber is still hotter than yours truly rockin' the V-neck white-T and gametime shades at the ZaZa pool on a 106 degree Saturday. Come on, Caroline, that's like putting up a Dirk Fathead on the side of a Cafe Brazil and not thinking MFFL's are going to peel it off before sunrise. I've got news for you, Gonzales family, putting up a new sign ain't the answer either. Hell they should probably check the Facebook timeline of her own Bieber-crazed friends if they want to find a little evidence. And it's not like these jorts-wearing parents are helping, thinking that they can convince the world's most popular pop star to hang out in Forney to make their little princess feel better. You think a guy who spends his Friday nights slithering into Selena Gomez' Little Mermaid bedsheets wants to hit up a Jackrabbits football game and sip on a Blizzard at Dairy Queen? Bieber and his real fans weren't born yesterday, Caroline. Hurts to grow up the hard way.

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