Friday, August 5, 2011

White Rock Lake Needs This Slut Spreading Her Legs and It Needed It Yesterday



GERMANY - A man in a canoe paddles around a sculpture of a mermaid at the 'Alster' lake in Hamburg August 3, 2011. The four-meter-high sculpture made by Oliver Voss will be in place until August 12.

Gotta hand it to those Germans. Always staying so far ahead of the game it's not even funny. They'll clear out inferior races and drop seductive sculpture hots in their city lakes before other countries have even have their morning coffee. Just gettin' shit done like you dream about. You damn well know the guy in the canoe just came up for air after a little diving mission, too. New Mayor Mike Rawlings could learn a little something and get ahold of this broad before France or Houston get their greasy, conniving hands on her. Drop this gal in the middle of White Rock, keep that water level low and show a little more cleav, and Dallas would be kicking other Texas cities' asses so fast it would make your head spin. Like Tyson knocking out Marvis Frazier in 30 seconds in '86, just mop-up duty, really. Get it done, Rawlings.

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