Monday, August 22, 2011

Dallas-Based Reality Shows Are Officially Out of Control



This fall, Logo heads to Dallas with the expansion of its hit, docu-reality "A-List" franchise from the producers of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."  Deep in the heart of Texas, this cast of socialite, scene-making men and woman are out to prove their New York counterparts have not cornered the market on having big dreams and bigger dramas.  Dallas has recently surged to the forefront as the next, up-and-coming destination for food, fashion and all things fabulous. Expect this new, now, next locale and its top-tier natives to bring a whole new level of southern decadence to "The A-List."  The 11-episode, one-hour season of "The A-List: Dallas" premieres Monday, October 3rd at 10/9c on Logo.

OK.. That's it. I don't know what in the hell that was. I honestly don't. Between Most Eligible Douschebag and Texas Bitches, or whatever the hell they're called, it just doesn't matter anymore. Dallas is truly the whore of reality TV. We've made it. At this point any network can pretty much air an hour of donkeys kicking field goals and monkeys wearing sun dresses, call it "Bright Lights in Big D," and sell twelve episodes before you've had your morning latte. Fill the ad space with Fabreeze, tampon, and sex lube commercials and the byline writes itself. "These eccentric Dallas socialites know that in Texas, you better know two things: football and fashion. This fall, let these bold and beautful BFF's tell you that the only two things hotter than a Texas summer are in football pants by day and in tight Wranglers by night, and when the clock hits zero, the game is just getting started."

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