Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Romo Swings and Misses with His Bachelor Party, Will Never Win the Big One



DALLAS - The Cowboys quarterback recently divulged a few details from his bachelor party, and brace yourself, the activity of choice is not what you would expect. The 31-year-old signal-caller and his 14 or 15 buddies ditched the alcohol and partying. Instead, they traveled to a cabin in West Virginia and played a few games of hide-and-seek.
“I didn’t really feel like going out, drinking that night,” Romo described. “I mean, we were there for a couple of days, so I was just like, ‘Let’s just find something to do here.’ We tried coming up with a game, but with 14 or 15 guys, there aren’t a lot of non-drinking games at that age you can do.”
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I know it's easy to jump on the bash-Romo bandwagon and call him a pussy for completely dropping the ball for his bachelor party like it was a playoff field goal in Seattle, but there's just no way around it. Star quarterbacks of America's Team absolutely have to ball it up before they lock it down. Hell, even the Benefactor himself just got back from a bachelor party filled with golf, booze, and tits, and that groom-to-be doesn't even play sports professionally or nail Hollywood starlets. There is no excuse or room for error, no room for not feeling like drinking and not feeling like going out, and certainly no room for playing grab ass in the woods with a bunch of dudes or circle-jerking around a campfire. He got complacent thinking that he's happy with all of the tail he's seen up to this point, and that the set he's chained to for all of eternity is just fine and dandy, but staying content doesn't win championships. In life's divisional playoff game, Romo just went 5-18 with 2 picks and 4 sacks in a loss to the Eagles.

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